when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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