Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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