Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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