Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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