Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
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the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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