Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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