My Higher Power is John Stamos
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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