Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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