And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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