She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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