i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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