school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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