Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Come see our sink grown plant.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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