And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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