I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
it was like eating out sand paper
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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