i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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