In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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