last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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