You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
