Dual....:-)
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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