oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
