Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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