I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Randomize
