I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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