I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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