He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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