i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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