You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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