How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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