I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Randomize
