And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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