I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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