I molested 6 butterflies tonight
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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