hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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