So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
he was CRYING into my vagina
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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