am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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