Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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