No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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