let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
So apparently I’m into choking now
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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