Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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