none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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