I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
a search helicopter?!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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