I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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