Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
