in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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