she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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