I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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