dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You ate ashes out of my bong
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
