I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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