If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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