He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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