As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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