this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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