On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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