I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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